Dances with Squirrels

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Location: Granite city, Illinois, United States

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Time of year for squirrels to go nuts

Now this is a story fitting for this blog...

Hedgehogs humble McDonalds

Well when I think I have seen it all.

Driving while on the cell, and laptop.

Ok this takes the cake. It is one thing and mostly ok to talk and drive at the same time. It is a whole new level of stupidity to use your laptop while talking on the cell and driving. At least it was not over here.

Blog rot

Well. It seems like my blog here has a bit of blogrot going on. I am sorry about it. Work and life has been utter chaotic. I have been doing fcc testing at work and it consumes most of my time on and off the clock. It is my first time doing this task and I have been trying to do my best. At each turn I take I run into problems. So from today on I will keep cutting the blogrot from this blog. Here comes the posts.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Only in utah.

A neighborhood fued gone creative.

Russia and Japan at it again

Russian coast guard fires at Japanese trawler, killing one fisherman who will be buried at sea in traditional Japanese manner, wrapped in seaweed and covered with wasabi. Thanks fark

Bomb HERE

Well this takes the cake. Lets post where a great place to put a bomb. Brilliant. Just brilliant.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Surviving zombies

Since I posted the information about the zombies I figured that I would help people survive the invasion. Here is a book for basic zombie survival.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

zombies

Well I have been saying that they will try to take over the world... zombies

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Combat monkeys

Oh my. This is too funny to comment.

The topless problem

The blight of society. Toplessness must be stopped in public. The horrors of it. This may bend fragile little minds.

Another dumb criminal

So you rob a bank. Smart huh. Well you may have gotten away but you left your checkbook. Another idiot.

Ok this just proves that the idiots that play that they are Christians just to protest heroes funerals are just media whores. Ok if you have the "moral" duty to have your trash oh I mean pep rallies show up if the media is there or not. Stating that you are not willing to show up because the media will not be there so you can vent your hate just proves your true colors. Total and utter idiots.

Jailed for being a witness. And forgotten.

Now this is totally messed up. Ok you witness a murder and then the DA has you put in jail. Then they forget about you.

Back to my version of normal

Well power is back on, back from vacation, and ready to get back into the posting. Sorry about the dead time but it was just too much without power and everything else to think about this blog.